- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
✿ primadonna girl ✿
✿ all i ever wanted was the world ✿
Is that bow taped onto that snake
I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do
u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on
i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin
A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN
God I fucking love this website HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
- Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.